I spend part of each day cleaning up after my kitty cats and scooping litter so I guess it was my turn to get scooped out.
Fun in the country, eh? A septic tank has to be cleaned every once and a while (it had been ten years for me) to avoid the system getting all wonky.
The fellow who came was nice and not the regular guy who pops the hatch and looks you in the eye and says, "You've been using too much cooking oil!" or "What kind of fabric softener have you been using?"
Back to the cats I guess. I'm all set for another few years...